Tuesday, 31 January 2012

I Don't Like The Bath

When I go outside to pounce around the bushes, rain, hail or shine, I enjoy
myself. Just because my paws get all muddy and my white turns to brown, is
no reason to put me through the shame of a bath with two little girls ...
they wash me, they soap me and then they rub me with a big towel. Oh, the
shame of it. Signed: Mr L. Button Turner.

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